roofie

a date rape drug, that can commonly be found in punch at college frat parties

dudee did you see sean last night?
Yeah he doesn't remember anything he got roofied.

by lauraisbanginnn September 17, 2012

Roofter

Roofter, a more harsh way of saying poof, poofter or gay.
Commonly used in the British expat community in Switzerland.

Jeez, what a Roofter!

You look like such a Roofter in those Jeans.

by khatmandu September 15, 2010

Roof Crew

A group of individual's who have been handpicked by the Lord and Saviour Moksh Dhawan to become part of his elite group of absolute blessed people. These people, have a method of progression which allows them to become part of the crew. Through intensive screening process which takes change in human behaviour one can find themselves part of these holy individuals.

The progression of someone to become part of the crew starts from developing interest in art, turning it into rock/metal music, leading to the person questioning reality and then ending up as an emo or sad person.

SHITE 1: What are you filling out?

SHITE 2: I am filling out the Roof Crew form.

SHITE 3: I failed, because according to the lord; I am not depressed enough.

SHITE 1: I always wanted to be part of it, hope you get it mate.

by Moksh Lover October 22, 2019

Beefus roofus

A thing or person that just stands in place looking very stupid in the doing

That guy is such a beefus Rufus for staring at the box of rocks like that. I bet the box of rocks is smarter than him. Beefus roofus is such a ding dong.

by Greemlan December 1, 2021

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

roofies

date rape drug; getting ugly people laid since 1975.

get some roofies, a girl with a can of coke, and you're good to go. *hand motion*

by exclamation! September 15, 2005

Brett Clarke Roofcare

Someone who, 1. Buys products off you and does not pay despite promises. 2. Charges very high prices to customers for work that should cost a fraction of the price. 3. Should not be a roofer. 4. Gives roofers a bad name.

Brett Clarke Roofcare: Can I have some materials and promise to bring the money in next week?

and... Hello Mr and Mrs OAP your roof will cost you £8000

by Iwantmymoneyback December 12, 2010