road soldiers

Beers consumed behind the wheel of a vehicle. Preferably a 16 oz. High Life behind the wheel of an '74 Vista Cruiser.

Stop at the Hindu-Hut to pick up some road soldiers.

by shinebox March 14, 2003

road hummer

performing oral sex on a male whose is driving.

Hank," Can I get a road hummer while driving to our vacation spot?"

Sarah, " I don't know. Aren't road hummers dangerous? Your supposed to be driving."

by humina121212 May 25, 2008

road bobo

1. The act of recieving fellatio while operating a motorized vehicle

It's gonna be a long drive baby, you may now commence with the road bobo!

by Samhain_Knight February 24, 2005

Road Apple Catcher

The basket (safety net) dangling under the anus of a horse on the streets to ensure that no road apples (horse dumps) hit the streets.

Thank God for the Road Apple Catcher, or that could have been me.

by road apples September 2, 2009

road dome

the act of recieving fellatio (i.e. dome) from a fine ass dime while operating a motor vehicle

man i almost swerved off of 85 this girl was givin such dank road dome

by andrew l November 30, 2005

road parrot

N. A person who rides on the shoulder of the road

(To road parrot)- when one rides on the shoulder of the road, so to avoid long lines and traffic.

Dude, fuck traffic, time to road parrot!

by Jose b October 8, 2006

Road Smoothie

Received oral pleasure while you are driving down the hihgway

I was getting a good road smoothie while I was driving to Vegas with my escort.

by E-man May 28, 2003