Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.
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Girl 1: You dated Reed?
Girl 2: Unfortunately, Yes.

by spidertard July 3, 2023

Reed

Very good looking, Funny, Charming and usually musically gifted. If you ever come across a Reed make sure to say hi or give him your number.

Person A: hey is your name reed?
Person B: yeah why?
Person A:Here’s my number

by Floda reltih June 25, 2023

matthew reed

A guy that compares himself to everyone and everything’ loves deep but controlling

Matthew reed in ohio

by Jkaghd May 12, 2018

Cade Reed

Brayden's Bitch

Cade Reed is Brayden's Bitch in any and all games as well as life itself

by BlueBomber250 March 10, 2020

Reed Coffer

4’9

Reed Coffer is 4’9

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Reed girls

The reed girls are the best. No need to beat your meat, choke the fuck stick or even beat the evil 1 eyed Willy.

If the Reed girls are around, you never have to whack it because they will sexually relieve you for some marihuana or just because they are town sluts

by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022

Reed Vaughn

A long lanky mother fucker, has an absolute foot long. Has very high standards so many girls never get the chance with the Vaughn Slong. Very funny guy but when he's trying to sleep don't fuck with him, he is an enraged beast while trying to sleep.

Damn, Vaughn has a slong! Reed vaughn

by Jesse Moses October 23, 2018