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Stuffing the Pumpkin

The careful and meticulously crafted art of ejaculating in every possible hole situated on your partner's face. The 'pumpkin' in the term refers to your bitch's large terrifying noggin and 'stuffing'... well ...

Like carving a pumpkin, care and detail in this endeavour is essential, as the task is not for the rookie or faint of heart. It has been compared to open-heart surgery when regarding its difficulty. In order to properly stuff a girl's pumpkin you must jizz in both of her ears, both nostrils, the mouth and on the eyeballs... all in one shot. Only the true master of their domain can exude the control and power needed to accomplish this sex trick. However, if performed correctly, girls instantly cream themselves.... despite the common belief...
Stuffing the Pumpkin Definition: Essentially turn your girl's face into a Picasso.

Bruh, Alicia and I got frisky last night. I was dicking her down and she asked for me to stuff her pumpkin. Of course I obliged. I got all the right spots dude. She creamed all over her thighs afterward.
by Schmo Grums December 28, 2014
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Turn into a pumpkin

An idiom meaning a person can't keep going, usually due to being too tired. Usually used to say one can't keep going after midnight.
It's too late for me, I turn into a pumpkin at midnight.
by Nazareno June 5, 2022
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Pumpkin Envy

Think you picked the perfect pumpkin? You didn't. Pumpkin Envy is the reason you will never feel satisfied after a long day of pumpkin patching. Unless you close your eyes on the hayride back to your car, you will envy the 5-year-old kid next to you and his massive pumpkin.
Mary: You never call, you never pay and you made me pick the worst pumpkin ever. Did you see the little boy in the Superman cape? Now that's a pumpkin!

Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.
by itsjustmetoo October 25, 2010
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curfew pumpkin

A person who sneaks out to dance parties, raves, concerts and other such social events without his or her parents’ permission and must return before a certain time or before the parents notice that their child is gone. Much like how Cinderella had to return home unnoticed before the stroke of midnight and the carriage returned to being a pumpkin, people who are curfew pumpkins must slip in and out of their house without being detected.
She left the party in a hurry without explaining so she might be a curfew pumpkin
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
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Mmmk Pumpkin

A reassuring way to say ok to someone.
Landon: I am better than you at reading.
Helen: Mmmk Pumpkin.
by Fuel483slow June 4, 2022
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The Flying Pumpkin

Where two people of the opposite sex ( Or same if you are feeling happy ) get together and perform this sex move. It's where one person takes a pencil, shoves it in their eye and the other person shoves it up their butthole.

Can be done with more pencils to fit more people.
John: "Hey wanna do the flying pumpkin tonight?"

Jim: "Yeah man! I have the pencil."
by I Flying Pumpkin April 28, 2011
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pumpkin brownie

when a fat chick is sitting on the toilet shitting and you eat her out
bro I totally gave this chick a pumpkin brownie this weekend I was totally drunk
by sstest August 29, 2017
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