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Mmmk Pumpkin

A reassuring way to say ok to someone.
Landon: I am better than you at reading.
Helen: Mmmk Pumpkin.
by Fuel483slow June 4, 2022
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pumpkin twat

A vagina that looks like the meeting curves on a pumpkin. usually seen on sluts and trannies.
by Alexis B December 25, 2008
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Raft Pumpkin

1. When your farts are so ripe that you lose all your friends in a Wal-Mart.
2. When there's a fart queued to come out and you sneeze, forcing the fart out while your butthole is clenched and it tears your asshole in half.
1. Guts; "What's wrong with that guy?"

Griffin; "He was riding high but then he hit a raft pumpkin..."

2. "I was sitting on my aunt's couch and I power-pumped a raft-pumpkin."

And that is how you make scrambled eggs!
by Duke aka Dukenstein 3D June 15, 2018
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Pumpkin Pounding

When someone sticks the stem of a pumpkin up their ass and proceeds to smash the pumpkin by jumping/sitting on it
Me and the boys like to go Pumpkin Pounding on our off day from Bitcoin mining
by Denniss Kanetality April 30, 2021
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Pumpkin Envy

Think you picked the perfect pumpkin? You didn't. Pumpkin Envy is the reason you will never feel satisfied after a long day of pumpkin patching. Unless you close your eyes on the hayride back to your car, you will envy the 5-year-old kid next to you and his massive pumpkin.
Mary: You never call, you never pay and you made me pick the worst pumpkin ever. Did you see the little boy in the Superman cape? Now that's a pumpkin!

Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.
by itsjustmetoo October 25, 2010
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curfew pumpkin

A person who sneaks out to dance parties, raves, concerts and other such social events without his or her parents’ permission and must return before a certain time or before the parents notice that their child is gone. Much like how Cinderella had to return home unnoticed before the stroke of midnight and the carriage returned to being a pumpkin, people who are curfew pumpkins must slip in and out of their house without being detected.
She left the party in a hurry without explaining so she might be a curfew pumpkin
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
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Turn into a pumpkin

An idiom meaning a person can't keep going, usually due to being too tired. Usually used to say one can't keep going after midnight.
It's too late for me, I turn into a pumpkin at midnight.
by Nazareno June 5, 2022
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