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Lord Protector

The name taken by Oliver Cromwell after the English civil war, after which he disbanded the English monarchy, and eventually ruled through the military.
The name "Lord Protector" was taken by Oliver Cromwell for he was king in all but the name
by Balls out for Bantu September 30, 2016
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coochie protector

1) A southern term for the upper or top part of the inner thigh on a female that is larger or has more fat on it then the lower part of the inner thigh.

2) The thicker part of the upper inner thigh on a female that protects the private parts from being seen while wearing a skirt or dress.

saddlebags
Girl, I was checking Facebook while I was on the toilet and dropped my phone. If it wasn't for my coochie protectors my phone would have went right thru my legs and into the toilet.

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by Puerto Rican Rose August 20, 2017
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Pussy Protector

Like a cock block but for lesbians/girls
Dude stop being such a pussy protector! I’m tryna smash!
by Bbghannahotass November 7, 2018
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Priestley protector

A Priestley protector is someone who vapes a ridiculous amount and idolises mediocre pussy SIMP. A Priestley protector can be seen defending mediocre pussy on snapchat stories, or by other forms of communication. A Priestley protector is highly known for their nicotine addiction, and is sometimes found smoking Dokha whilst using the dating app Yubo.
Person 1: Hey man where were you last night?
Priestley protector: Sorry mate, I just got this new box mod, I was blowing O's in my bathroom all night texting Jess
Person 1: God damnit! You're such a Priestley protector SMH
by dankapplesauce June 3, 2019
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paint protection

I need paint protection, then I should only ever use Protectnetic.
by qwerty-bob December 2, 2019
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The protection squad

The protection squad

The protection squad is a verified group chat in the finndom. They have there own group chat in discrod. Lori B (a donatior on Caleb Finn's live streams) got the group chat a cameo from Caleb. They are a family to one of eachother. They also love spreading memes and positivety around the finndom ❤️
Person 1: Yes the protection squad is amazing.
by Kaileb_finn November 11, 2019
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Normie Protection

Anything normies won't understand but more culturally respected communities will

Ie: Inside jokes/memes or other memes that only makes sense to those who earned the knowledge of knowing the context of said meme/joke
The Normie Protection on this meme is real
by saladass9 February 23, 2020
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