pregame

giving oral

Cindy: hey you up for some pregame?
Joe: yeah sure!

Joe: aww yeah, suck it

Sarah: i gave joe some pregame last night
Cindy: so did i!

by laxbr08 June 11, 2011

Progastination

Finding any reason to avoid the filling station, until fuel tank is absolutely on "E." Usually causing the progastinator to be outdoors at a self-serve station in the most deplorable of weather conditions.

I blew off getting gas in my car because the station was (busy, it was too dark, it was too early, my car was too warm, I was running late or insert other reason here.) Now I'm on "E," it's raining sideways AND I'm late. Progastination wins again.

by rmsalem65 May 9, 2011

Pregame

When you take a shit right before playing/watching a sports game. (Basketball, Football, Soccer, etc...) If you don't do this you won't play good.

John: What's up man you ready for the game tonight?

Jimmy: Not yet dude I still haven't taken my pregame yet!!

by Ford2k13 May 3, 2015

Poganism

A poganism is a platitude uttered in total sincerity from a place of social ineptitude whereby said utterance is widely construed as humorous due to its inherent ridiculousness.

Saying "Can't we all just get along?" At one of the beheadings during the french revolution is a poganism.

by TeeArEn April 30, 2021

Male Pregame

When a man has sex with a side hoe before a date with his main girl

Dude 1: Bro I just had a bomb ass male pregame with my side hoe
Dude 2: was it before your main girl
Dude 1: hell yeah

by Main boy June 26, 2016

pregame

1. A particularly large crap.
2. The release of diaria often before a sporting activity of some importance.
3. The gathering of teamates to release excess waste before a sporting activity.
This term originated when the Cardinal Gibbons varsity lacrosse team joined in the act of crapping before a game vs Durham Academy. The legacy and tradition of the pregame still lives on to this day.

John: "Yo Kev!"
Kev: "What you want?"
John: "You ready for the big game?"
Kev: "Yeah, im stretched and ready to go- theres only one thing left to be done."
"PREGAME!"
"PREGAME!" they chanted together
"PREGAME!"
"PREGAME!"
"PREGAME!"
"PREGAME!"
"PREGAME!"
"PREGAME!"
"PREGAME!"
"PREGAME!"
"PREGAME!"
"PREGAME!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH"
and they proceeded to release their waste in the ceremonious bonding ritual of the pregame.

by laxplaya September 23, 2005

pregame

the art of meeting up with friends, getting in a car, and going blunt cruising.

When you wake up, call me so we can pregame

by dewdfromthadirrty February 20, 2011