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Problem-tunity

An opportunity can lie within a problem. Problem solving can have a very positive and unexpected outcome.

TURN A PROBLEM INTO AN OPPORTUNITY, resulting in improvement or advancement. A PROBLEM IS REALLY AN OPPORTUNITY. It's like the saying, "The solution lies within the problem." A person shouldn't fear, neglect, or ignore problems because the very ACT of addressing them can open new doors and allow one to grow.
Example #1
Someone at a business meeting is complaining about mistakes made by the receptionist when taking down messages. The problem-tunity here is to take some positive action: perhaps submit some protocal that can be used as a company model and/or part of training. It would take the complainer and turn them into a positive employee in the eyes of management.

Example #2
A Bully at school is trying to con a Kid out of lunch money. The Kid usually hides or goes out of their way to avoid the Bully. Problem = Bully focusing on the Kid and creating shame or embarassment. Opportunity = Kid using the attention from the Bully creatively to befriend them and become allies.
by myfavoritecolorisclear February 21, 2011
mugGet the Problem-tunitymug.

lady problems

Another way of referencing a mensural cycle/ a woman’s period
Jessica: ugh I’m having lady problems right now this sucks

Bethany: I’m sorry girl, do you need any tampons?
by AdnamaFett March 10, 2020
mugGet the lady problemsmug.

problem solver

Cooc's slang for a handle of booze
Kevin hows it going guy? Not good me and the lady are callin it quits after 8 years. Sit tight guy, i'll be right over with a problem solver!!
by head August 23, 2015
mugGet the problem solvermug.

It's not my problem

What you say when someone else asks for your help with a so-called "emergency". While this response may indeed be fully valid/appropriate in cases where the asker is unreasonably seeking assistance and/or should be seeking said assistance elsewhere, it unfortunately can also be abused, wherein the speaker may be wrongfully denying the asker reasonable or "Golden Rule" help --- in other words, the same type/degree of assistance that HE HIMSELF would logically expect from others if HE had a similar unexpected crisis in his OWN life.
Stranded motorist: Thanks so much for coming out in the rain to give me a jump-start, Buddy! Bless your heart!
Redneck hippie in an ancient Ford F-150: No problemmo, Dude --- it's only what I'd want myself if I was in this same situation. I'm just sorry you walked all that distance to ask me for help... there's a fairly well-off family who lives a good quarter-mile nearer here than I do, and they have several nice vehicles that they could have helped you with.
Motorist: Yeah, well I actually DID ask there, and the smooth-skinned older hombre who came to the door with a TV-remote in his hand just told me curtly, "It's not my problem --- you should have remembered to turn off your headlights."

Redneck: Really?!?? Well, that totally SUX --- I guess HE'S just never had any problems like this, and so he doesn't know that errors like that can happen to anyone!
by QuacksO January 1, 2017
mugGet the It's not my problemmug.

PHD Problems

When you have an *awkward* problem it's always nice to have a go to reference. Also, when you have a problem involving your package; can be used as a quick reference.
"Geez Megatrom, why don't you take your dick off the ground and get in there and do the dirty to OptimusTud?"
"Guys, I'm fucking her as we speak, while sitting in this here chair." #PHD Problems
by Adventurous Armadillo February 14, 2012
mugGet the PHD Problemsmug.

jamaica no problem

Did you make her ? no problem ! (She went off her own occord!)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Jamaica no problem
by Mooomin January 5, 2008
mugGet the jamaica no problemmug.

Face Problem

1. A person with an extreme defective appearance.
2. An unlucky bitch.
Person A : I got hit by a truck yesterday night and got my ass kicked this morning by ma momma for getting a D for my Math. FML.

Person B : Lolololol, face problem.
by AisuKurimu June 1, 2010
mugGet the Face Problemmug.

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