mortuary position

The most exciting and only sexual position that a women offers after children or the initial honeymoon period of a new relationship. Where once she screamed for more she know screams if you have the nerve to ask. Most importantly this variation of the missionary position 'comes' with the added pleasure of the feeling that her silence(unless you are told to hurry up) and motionless is horribly reminiscent of shagging a corpse or a first time religious teen that feels awkward

Mr Gideon - Come on babe, its been weeks

Miss D - For fucks sake, we have 3 kids and I want to watch council TV. Alright, if you are very quick. But no toys or fingers

Mr Gideon - Great..The mortuary position again

by Mr Gideon November 2, 2006

Roast Chicken Position

A sexual position whereby a male lies on his back and pulls his legs back resembling a roast chicken. This position allows for greater access of the rectal region.

Hey bro my girlfriend ate my ass out last night whilst i was in the roast chicken position. It was great!

by Richie De Bauchery August 28, 2015

138 position

(n.) Four people all administering oral sex to eachother all at the same time (picture a square).

I'm writing a troll fan-fiction novel called "138 position." It's about 2 couples that need to spice up their marriages and decide to do so by having an orgy. The climax of the story happens when they all 69 together.

by usefulnuisance December 15, 2012

missionary position

man on top, woman on bottom. nuff said.

Last night I ain't get nothin' but some sorry assed missionary position.

by Brandi February 6, 2003

missionary position

A job teaching religion as in darkest Africa.

When I get out of the seminary, I'm going to Africa to take a missionary position.

by Richard Black September 18, 2007

top hat monocle position

Sexual position in which a top hat and monocle are used. The imagination is used to make for a kinky sexual enviroment. A very passionate and energetic sex position. A higher class position

oh so you did the top hat monocle position

by Bobozegreat August 14, 2010

bruce lee position/style

a position/style of sexual intecourse involving a pair of nunchaku, or nunchucks in either double penetration, or choking whilst fucking from behind, named in the orer od the late Mr.Lee's use of nunchaku in his movie "Enter The Dragon"

my throat is sore, i did it bruce lee position/style last night

by texasccrazy October 12, 2005