portuguese kitchen

The art of flooding an old portuguese womans kitchen with bodily fluids and then continuing to use said fluids to make a stew

Damn...I gave that bitch a portuguese kitchen. Bitches love a portuguese kitchen.

by jaredmartinsuperhomo January 4, 2014

Portuguese Mumps

The large swollen appearance of a man's throat when deepthroating a large, uncut, Portuguese dick.

"It was so big I had to take a selfie while blowing him cuz I had these huge Portuguese Mumps."

by blackrabbit444 July 28, 2014

Portuguese cockdwarf

a dwarf in one's pants who's sole purpose is to induce a permanent grin on the face of the user of said dwarf by sucking his or her cock (not to be confused with irascible cockdwarfs who are prone to biting and irrational behavior resulting in a negative disposition of the user of said dwarf)

Damn, that dude's got a permanent grin on his face Either he's plotting a Machiavellian scheme or he's got a Portuguese cockdwarf in his pants!

by specialpants January 10, 2015

portuguese floss

When your pubes are so long his teeth are clean after sucking you off.

My teeth are so clean. I sucked off Johnny and his Portuguese floss did wonders

by Tytybubu November 22, 2015

Portuguese class

an evil class that makes you sit and do boring things for a whole 80 minutes!, its a complete waste of your time and escape it whenever you can, it melts your brain

i hate Portuguese class

by Portuguese teachers November 21, 2018

Portuguese Bread Twist

When she won’t let you cum on her face so while you’re blowing her asshole out from behind, you pull out and pretend to cum on her back. But you don’t cum...you just make her THINK you came by shooting some chocolate syrup on her back. When she turns around and faces you (thinking you’re done) you procede unleash the full fury of your load all over her fucking face then procede yeet the fucking slut through a window. As she twists around to look at you her back arches into the shape of a bread loaf, hense the Bread Twist.

Chas- Bro I did the Portuguese Bread Twist to some dumb bitch last night. The damn hoe wouldn’t let me cum on her face, so I fucking did anyway. And then I yeeted that filthy slut straight out the fucking window into traffic.

by DirtySanCHAS69 December 13, 2018

Portuguese snack break

When two portuguese males take turns shitting in each others small intestine.

Derrick caught Joel and Herculano take a break from mixing concrete on the job site, and take a portuguese snack break and saw Joel resting on his back, ass up while Herculano squatted over him and took a shit in his asshole.

by Eljeffe11 July 23, 2019