Portered

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then getting mugged for everything except your shitty android

Unfortunately, I went out last weekend and got portered

by Lilbob February 10, 2025

Ben Porter

A person who loves food...almost to the point where people all over the world are affected from starvation.
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream

Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable

"he reminds me of a Ben Porter, simply unfathomable!"

by John Gibbles March 1, 2024

Katie Porter

To kick someone’s butt in a verbal sparring match, like the Congresswoman of the same name

Wow, Anthony Fauci just Katie Portered that slimy Rand Paul.

by KeenanRocks May 12, 2021

michael porter

The single definition of a walking bucket

Did you see michael Porter wave the student section goodbye?

by Dirty oger March 12, 2022

Destiny Porter

2 definitions in one yay

Destiny is the type of girl who would die for something I don't know but something

Porter sounds like potter and that's cool

Destiny Porter, it's like everyone with that name makes me happy, weird, huh?

by snad undtail March 7, 2019

porter

womanizer

Porter is a womanizer

by yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0 March 15, 2022