Chillin on a porch for an extended amount of time. Preferably smoking, drinking brews, and watching the cops roll on by.
Cunter: What happened to all the tree you had?
Jason: After the party died we went porching til the sun came up.
Cunter: Aw shit, son, you know how to kill sack.
Jason: After the party died we went porching til the sun came up.
Cunter: Aw shit, son, you know how to kill sack.
by shaizer grape July 7, 2008
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dan: oh, good old front-porching. how ive missed you so.
me: good. now take of my pants.*winks*
dan: gladly *smirks*
indulge into steamy fucky.
dan: oh, good old front-porching. how ive missed you so.
me: good. now take of my pants.*winks*
dan: gladly *smirks*
indulge into steamy fucky.
by Stevie;] January 14, 2008
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A street in an African American neighborhood that usually has nigglets that could run out in front of your car at any given moment.
Well, im about to drive down Porch Monkey Alley; i better get off the phone here and dodge the nigglets.
by t21ayUK January 23, 2009
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A black guy or nigger that lives in texas that sits on a chair outside or fence and complaining about the rednecks all day and usually sounding like a midget.
A black guy or nigger that lives in texas that sits on a chair outside or fence and complaining about the rednecks all day and usually sounding like a midget.
*porch monkey stares at redneck walking by*
Redneck walking by: errr why is this nigger staring at us
Porch monkey: hell I hate u rednecks and how u guys look ehh with your pickup trucks and playing wit guns and racist and shit *mumbles*
redneck walking by: ok...
Redneck walking by: errr why is this nigger staring at us
Porch monkey: hell I hate u rednecks and how u guys look ehh with your pickup trucks and playing wit guns and racist and shit *mumbles*
redneck walking by: ok...
by lolaturfacel33t November 2, 2009
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"Ya'll go on down to the field and work til dark, while I stay here on the porch and look stupid." Kindof like slavery, we did all the work to build this country while others just watched from the porch. "Porch Monkey"
by Tony G23 March 2, 2010
Get the Porch Monkey mug.The act of punching a woman in the nose before she gives a man oral sex and moving the man's penis in and out of her mouth so fast while she's screaming that it sounds like a Native American.
"dude i totally pulled a Bloody Pocahontas on a girl last night"
"no way! did it sound like a scene from dances with wolves?"
"no way! did it sound like a scene from dances with wolves?"
by Zazzblamymatazz December 1, 2011
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GIRL: I dont know...but they sure are loud
GUY: YEA AND THEY MUST BE DRINKING!! ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF "PORCH MONKEYS"
GIRL: I dont know...but they sure are loud
GUY: YEA AND THEY MUST BE DRINKING!! ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF "PORCH MONKEYS"
by P.FIELDS creator of "crowface" April 24, 2009
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