poptart

double meaning:
1. the first being the greatest breakfast food ever.
2. the second being a rather sexual term used by the younger people of the middle US, meaing to blow your load on a girls face (preferably your girlfriend)

1. "dude i got them munchies that we all love!"- guy one

"ikr?! lets eat some muda fuckin poptarts"- guy 2
2. "man the other day i poptarted all over my girlfriends face."- guy one

"nice dog, i'd love to pop her tart"- guy 2

by strangewalrus November 22, 2011

poptart

v. to drop someone like a hot poptart on a cold, kitchen tile floor in the morning.

n. a person who has been dropped/broken up with

If he's going to be a douche the entire time you're together, poptart that asshole!

Its a weird relationship, but I'm still friends with my poptart.

by fanOFcake December 7, 2011

cheesy poptart

it is when you slap a girl on the vaginal lips and proceed to stuff cheetos in her vagina

"wow i shoved so many cheetos up there it was a great cheesy poptart"

by blacknosenipples March 12, 2016