woofin poofer

Woffin poofer means if you have a piece of lint or crumb on you or something else.

You have a woofin poofer on your jacket !

by hahahsndnebsnd June 29, 2021

food poltergeist

Means a fart

A food poltergeist is a word to describe a deadly and loud fart

by Supernova2867 May 20, 2022

Platinum Pilferer

People who seek out partners for the purpose of using them for the emotional and mental labor.

Chad worrying about being hit on by a gold digger is ironic when he's just a platinum pilferer.

by HealthyHumaning March 8, 2023

Project Poltergeist

A DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency) funded…Black Project…using reverse engineering technology to literally spy on anyone anywhere using ghosts aka the dead.

I have been a target of DARPA funded Project Poltergeist for many years now, stationed at Ensign-Bickford Aerospace & Defense (EBAD) in Moorpark California.

by theBlackSheep February 14, 2026

Playing chess with the poltergeist

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.

Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."

by Capuchin for Hire March 30, 2022