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petoto

usable for someone with a lovely hair, smexy backside, and the sweetest craziest owner... YALI, also note that petotos go crazy about mango lovers
he was bored to the bone sitting on the floor, and when he saw his YALI he started acting like a petoto
by Yali April 29, 2008
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Petophile

A person who is sexually attracted to young animals which are kept as pets. Usually this uncontrollable sexual apPETite is limited to just cats and dogs. However, some extreme petifilers will love smaller pets like a gerbils in a very special way (see Gerbilling for more info).

Having sexual relations with your pets is wrong. Don't do it!
Just because a cat is called a pussy does not mean you can fuck it... KITTY PORN must be stopped!
The catholic veterinarian was arrested yesterday for being a "Petophile".

The "petifiler" loved to masturbate to kitty porn movies!

Doing it "doggie style" has a different meaning to a "petifile".

Gerbilling is "Petophillia" gone rouge.
by Skull Duggery July 19, 2011
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poecon

POECON is the semi-annual summer-camp for the Inner Cabal of the Portal of Evil, where these Masters of the Online Universe gather to let down their hair and indulge in bacchanalian excesses that would make Caligula blush. There are a hundred eye-popping rumors about POECONS, involving groinal fireworks, inflatable grandmothers, the improbable quantities of liquor, and skinnydipping retards, some or most of which may be true.
by Theo C. Cupier III November 4, 2004
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poetry

Poetry is basically "playing" with language. There are many ways to use poetry. Speak your emotions, teach something, etc.
by Jay-Vee October 23, 2003
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poetry

A form of literature. There is no sharp distinction between poetry and prose, but poetry is generally thought of as placing more emphasis on sound and rhythm. It is also generally more acceptable to defy conventional rules of grammar in poetry than in prose.

Poems can be written in many standard forms such as iambic pentameter or haiku. Poems can also be written without adhering to any standard form. This is called free verse.
Good hip-hop is some of the livest poetry around today.
by zachwolff October 16, 2003
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Cyber Poetry Man

A man who uses cyber poetry to fight crime and/or communists. Cyber Poetry Men often use useless disguises. Many were exterminated in the holocaust.

It is also a slang term for web-design teachers at Griffith University.
Jason is CYBER POETRY MAN!

Look, a Cyber Poetry man is holding off the red terror!

That Cyber Poetry Man was born to be the Perfect American.

Whatcha gonna do, go all Cyber Poetry Man on my ass?
by Alex Walton May 17, 2006
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loafing poets

Atypical muse types fixated on famous turtles, conduct odd experiments on socialization if and when they get out of bed which is rare.
she had a myspace page like all other vacant loafing poets
by neverthere October 11, 2008
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