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Squeezle plop

Usually a short statures clown who has shit his pants while sitting on a Whoopi cushion and laughing hysterically. Usually accompanied by a stilt walking clown named snickers
I went to the carny show an saw squeezle plop an snickers
by Purple nurble February 8, 2022
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Plop

verb. To sit or lie down in a heavy or careless way.
To fuck.

To take a shit.

To inhale/devour a meal quickly
"Plop er down"= to have sex with
Seaver plopped down on the couch to take a nap after he was finished plopping on some lukewarm Stripes breakfast tacos and ploppin some nuggets on the commode.
by katy lauderdale June 16, 2021
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plop it in the trunk

What Amazon wants to do with your packages. Simultaneously, an awful metaphor for anal.
Caleb: "Did you hear Amazon wants to deliver packages to your car?"
Ed: "No? What will they do, just plop it in the trunk?"

Thomas: "Dude, I totally plopped her in the trunk last night!"
Harmon: "... What in the genuine fuck does that mean?"
by WarmLeatherette May 30, 2018
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Plop (adjective)

It’s a blessing or a curse, sent to us by from the ancient gods, depending on how you use this power. If you are

“a good plop” there’s nothing to fear. It’s just a compliment. But if you are just a plop, oh boi, you’re in for a ride!

Symptoms of Being a good plop may include:

- Happiness

- 12 horse masks trying to kiss your nose tip
- smiling
- teeth enlargement
- German heritage

Symptoms of being a plop may include:

- Death by stepping on the most crunchy leaf on earth, getting scared, scream with a volume above 1100 dB and create a black hole that’s gonna swallow the whole galaxy (obviously)
- Being sent to the underworld (also known as the place where farts go after having their owner discovered by classmates)
- Being sawed in half and repaired with only Flex Tape by Phill Swift (IT EVEN WORKS UNDERWATER! =D)
- Last but definitely not least, having your soul ripped out by being forced to eat a whole bag of tortilla chips vertically

Choose wisely, the world is now in your hands
Stop you f*cking plop. (Bad :((()
Hey, take it ez, k? You’re a good plop!

Plop (adjective)

Both curseword and compliment
by MP3R February 18, 2022
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Plop Plop Jizz Jizz

During the course of a performance of a Brother Blumpkin, the guy on the receiving end of the blumpkin drops two turds seconds apart creating a plop plop sound when hitting the water in the toilet and then blows his load into the mouth of the other guy performing the blumpkin who in turn blows his load all over himself thus the sequence of plop plop jizz jizz.
Joe was giving John a Brother Blumpkin. When John's feces hit the toilet water, a Plop Plop Jizz Jizz occurred.
by HANDLEWHAT February 19, 2025
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Plop my dong

by Sir Jesus Christ March 22, 2005
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Plopping

When you unplug a well-lubed butt plug with enough force to hear a “plop!” sound, just like champagne.
Did you hear that sound coming from Theresa’s room last night?”
“Yes, it was Alex plopping her”
by alettopresto July 14, 2023
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