Pigeon Skills

To be able to spin yeast based carbohydrates upon mouth or beak, similar to a pigeon. Also used in reference to someone lying through their teeth in a well-conceived manner.

Guy 1- Fuck, did you just see that Blackbird in your garden?

Guy 2-Pigeon skills!
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Man 1- I never stole your idea for this story lad, you know you can count on me.

Man 2- Bollocks. It's got Pigeon Skills written all over it.

by SummerOnions April 22, 2009

BALD BREASTED PIGEON

BY GRABBING THE LOWEST SAGGING PORTION OF HIS SCROTUM AND PULLING HIS SACK UP OVER HIS PENIS AND COVERING IT COMPLETELY WITH SCROTUM SKIN, HE CREATES A BALD-BREASTED-PIGEON-LIKE FORMATION.

Hey, Charley...is that a flesh colored belt buckle or are you doing the bald breasted pigeon?

by doogleberg July 9, 2009

Pigeonholing

The act of poking a female's butthole with your nose while eating her out from behind.

"Tom is great at oral, but it was kinda weird when he was pigeonholing me."

by jdubs312 November 11, 2014

Pigeye

A popping, bulging eye looking at you (like on the Badger Baked Ham sign) Similar to Popeye.

Watch out, he's givin you the pigeye.

by perishable517 May 20, 2005

pigeonrat

a pigeon sown to a rat to make an unholy pigeon rat combination

halloween special number 6 on the simpsons

by Noah May 18, 2003

germ pigeon

A generally small person who is known to carry a contagious disease and should be avoided as such

Harris is a germ pigeon!

by Alternity April 11, 2004

pigeoning

Wearing your Fitbit around your ankle (like a ringed pigeon) and wiggling it while sitting at your desk, in order to increase your step count.

I don't feel like going for a walk, so I'll be pigeoning today to reach my step goal.

by neverkino October 12, 2020