Phuck

How I say "fuck" on FaceBook so I don't get in trouble.

You killed my girlfriend, ground her into chili and then fed that chili to me?!!? Phuck you!

by Tikibarberfan February 1, 2010

Phucked

The act of being unable to acquire a ticket to a Phish concert.

"Dude, the August 5th show in Berkeley was totally sold out, we're phucked!"

by Jeremiah Springfield April 4, 2010

phucker

a prostitute from the city of Philadelphia, PA

That phucker blew me at the Phillies game during the seventh inning stretch.

by cone_bone69 June 12, 2011

chicken-phucker

-noun
1. Used to describe someone who performs inter-species erotica on a chicken, and/or a rooster.

Mary: "John did you really have sex with your hen?"

John: "Yeah, what about it?"

Mary: "Wow, John. You're a real chicken-phucker."

by seamangina October 15, 2010

phnk

Phnk (ing)(er)(ed) etc

a word that is basically no vowels but means teh same as "fuck". it is pronounced (ef-oonk) try saying it!

---Created by C.C---

guy1 "Man that teacher was totally phnked in class!!

Friend1 " Man where ya get that phnking car?
Friend2 "I bought it at the dealership downtown"
Friend1 "Sweet!"
Friend2 "Phnk Ya!"

Gayman1 "i know he phnks you on teh weekends!"

by christian chris October 21, 2005

phulkari

embroidery by hand of Many household items like bed sheet show piece, table top etc.

phulkari on table top was very good.

by omprakash gulati July 31, 2006

[phunt]

Saying ' phunt ' is a way of calling someone a cunt in an online forum/poker room without getting the software team blocking your chat.

Omg.. he just called all in with 5 high , what a ''phunt''.

by Donk Slayer January 13, 2009