Michael Phelps face

A person with a menacing snarl where other people can't tell if the person is angry about something or is just intensely focused on something in their life. Also known as Phelps' face. The inspiration is Michael Phelps grimace before swimming in the 2016 Olympics. Michael Phelps, Phelps, 2016 Olympics, swimming, USA Olympic Swim Team, gold medal swimming

I was in the locker room changing and said hi to the guy sitting across from me and he looked up and gave me a Michael Phelps face and then resumed getting dressed. I wonder what stick was up his butt.

by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016

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One Phelps

The amount of anal lube needed to have anal sex.

Created on Fark.com in thread about Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Hey buddy could you give me one phelps of lube I want to have sex with this guy over here.

by aka_mrcam May 6, 2008

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Dirty Phelps

The act of putting a swimming cap on one's head and divin head first into some monster tang. Named after the part time Olympic swimmer, full time sex crazed maniac, Michael Phelps. Goggles are optional, but highly recommended.

Just remember, always heat up the pool before you Dirty Phelps.

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Phelps

Being so bad you get removed from your club up the bum style

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Phelps

Noun, singular.
Plural: "Phelps" or "Phelpses"
A man with an unattractive (possibly repellent) face and a smokin'-hot body. The individual in question (the "phelps") is generally assumed to be Caucasian...like the swimmer-slash-mental-health-spokesmodel.

I miss that Yahoo group where people used to post pics of hot naked guys with ugly faces. It's crazy, but I love me a good phelps.

by Jack Vesuvio August 4, 2021

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