One Phelps

The amount of anal lube needed to have anal sex.

Created on Fark.com in thread about Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Hey buddy could you give me one phelps of lube I want to have sex with this guy over here.

by aka_mrcam May 6, 2008

the phelps

An intense reaction to victory or success, characterized by a flexing of the entire body and delivery of a primordial scream.

Roughly equivalent to:
"I trained my whole life for this moment and all my dreams are coming true" or
"No one will smash us!"

Inspiration: Micheal Phelps at the 2008 Olympics after beating the French in the 4x100m relay

Tom just rocked that econ exam!!! He then walked out of the building and did the phelps!!

by bigswimkid April 11, 2009

phelped

Giving your guests a bong hit so huge, they cough uncontrollably.

"After dinner, I phelped Joe's ass"

(this is the correct spelling of an entry submitted earlier today)

by Pud man March 3, 2009

Phelps-it

to smoke pot. and get away with it with minor consequences.

Dude, wanna Phelps-it tonight?

by purplebutterfly February 6, 2009

Pulling a Phelps

To decimate all competition so much that the world wont be able to catch up to your absolute domination for at least 30 years.

"Dude I was totally Pulling a Phelps last night in bed, now Im the only person the ladies want to screw

by KingofThePies October 13, 2008

Phelped

To thoroughly succeed and win all events of one sport or activity, while being the best of all time. Usually includes embarassing your competitors by winning by a large margin.

A: Did you win?
B: I beat everyone there, while getting the award for best player of all time. I'm getting sponsor requests now.
A: You totally phelped that place.

by DeathTray October 11, 2008

Phelp

adjective: cool, spiffy, awesome
verb: F**in help
"phelp me": to be felt up

adjective: that shirt is so phelp

verb 1:

by Soraya(put on UD by tati) October 16, 2008