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Detroit Door Prize

Wiping soiled toilet paper on a bathroom stall door as a surprise for the next guest. Not to be confused with a “Detroit Door Stop”which is a pile of feces that jams a door open.
After blowing a grip of coke I ran to the stall to take a shit and did not realize I got a Detroit Door prize til I swiped right on my smart phone and saw the shit streak
by Hot Dog Goblin November 18, 2017
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Nobel Peace Prize

"My favorite guy Hitler got the Nobel Peace Prize and Man of the Year in 1938! He's so cool!"
by atticusnari February 7, 2020
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Wheel of Prizes

The worst punishment that any living being can endure. Worse than Guantanamo Bay and the death penalty. A circular wheel of prizes that never stops. originates from The Eric Andre Show
"Sinbad endured the 10th circle of Hell , the dreaded Wheel of Prizes"
by blorgusschlongus January 8, 2021
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Nobel Piece Prize

Tongue-in-cheek nickname for a congratulatory reward dat involves a chick's giving you some a** instead of your receiving cash money.
Tiffany didn't have any gas-money to reimburse me for taking her grocery-shopping, so instead she gave me a Nobel Piece Prize afterwards.
by QuacksO March 19, 2021
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Eye on the Prize

When you pop out your glass eye, get on your knees and tell him to plug your eye socket.
His dick was so small, I decided the only thing to do was keep my eye on the prize.
by Dominatrix_FullofTricks December 21, 2021
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Mel Bell Prize

A small woman who is awsum wow and is a real treasure and privilege to have in your life- quite like a Nobel Prize. She fits into small places and loves to be polished. Only the luckiest of people get to have a Mel Bell Prize in their life.
Mel Bell Prize is in her case and is getting polished
by Icky Bicky Princess August 2, 2022
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Nobel Kawaii Prize

Award given to those who have made a lasting impact to Kawaii culture. Almost all nominees are filled with weeaboos or 6 to 15 year olds.

Current winners are:
Rune Naito - Father of Kawaii
Alfred Nobel's intention of the Nobel Kawaii Prize in his will, along with the other five awards:

"The interest is to be divided into six equal parts and distributed as follows: one part to the person who made the most important discovery or invention in the field of physics; one part to the person who made the most important chemical discovery or improvement; one part to the person who made the most important discovery within the domain of physiology or medicine; one part to the person who, in the field of literature, produced the most outstanding work in an idealistic direction; one part to the person who has done the most or best to advance fellowship among nations, the abolition or reduction of standing armies, and the establishment and promotion of peace congresses; and one part to the person who crafts a lasting impact on the art of Kawaii culture."
- Not Alfred Nobel, 1895
by Anony. Res October 11, 2023
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