The Perfect Man

A man that can accept you when your beautiful, and when you're not so much. He listens to what you have to say and actually respects you enough to respond thoughtfully. He's not afraid of commitment and he values family. He treats you with respect, and accepts that you're his partner, not his slave. He works with you equally and values your opinion on different subjects. He is.. VERY hard to find. So if you do, don't ever let go.

The perfect man is hard to find.

by definingmen January 11, 2012

Perfect ass

Something that has been searched for by men everywhere since the beginning of time (aka: the internet)
We men scope and grope day after day, but still haven't found the legendary "perfect ass"

Guy: "Aha! I found perfect ass!"
Girl: *takes off jeans*
Guy: "Goddamnit, it's moley. Move along."

by BradlyBradbrad December 30, 2011

Perfect Serpent

To shit in perfect coil formation. Making it look like a snake or serpent.

"It looks like Mrs. Smith's dog left another perfect serpent in our yard again". "That fuckin mutt!"

by Pillard September 21, 2008

perfect rhyme

When two words sound exactly alike, they are considered to be a perfect rhyme. Perfect rhymes may have identical or different spellings. Hominems are examples of perfect rhymes with different spellings.

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. We can get a new couch, but not if it's blue."
Jen: "That's not a rhyme!"
Rob: "Yes it is. It's a perfect rhyme!"
Jen: "That doesn't exist!"
Rob: "Yes it does. Look it up in Urban Dictionary!"

by Rawb2k October 20, 2020

Little Miss Perfect

A song Written by Taylor Louderman. Used commonly in The Owl House fandom to represent Amity Blight.

STRAIGHT HAIR, STRAIGHT A'S, STRAIGHT FORWARD.

Timmothy: "Hey, what was that lumity song again?"
Bob: "Little Miss Perfect"

by Fartass19823 February 27, 2021

a perfect circle

A kick ass band with the best singer ever as the frontman. Tool are my favourite band of all time and A Perfect Circle are Second. They rule, Mer De Noms And Thirteenth Step both kick ass but the latter is better

They rule

by Wallace Boy October 17, 2003

A Perfect Circle

I'm taking her home with me,All dressed in white.
She's got everything I need, Pharmacy Keys.
She's fallin hard for me,I can see it in her eyes.
She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys.

A Perfect Circle is a highly underrated band.

by Adam December 3, 2004