Penis

Some either really long it really short thing, boys don’t know how to keep it in there pants and most boys look at other boys penis. Anoth word for dick

“Ayo wth is this it’s falling out of my pants it’s so short”

Bro jack that’s ur penis

by Bigdickexpress March 18, 2021

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Will's penis

The feeling of grass caressing you and gently whispering 'mmmmmmmmmmm'

I was the fields the other day when i tripped, i then started to cry because i felt will's penis all over my face.

by Pandasnapz May 29, 2016

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penis

An instrument of god.

Damnit Judas, I am going to smack you with my penis.

by Mr. God December 25, 2007

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Penis

The world best ever gadget

Man: Hey you seen the new best gadget?
Woman: Nope why wot is it?
Man: *Opens pants* The Penis

by Haydn Oates-Stott November 28, 2007

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1: Noun. Anybody who writes definitions for sexual organs on an online dictionary, esp. anonymously
2: Noun. Anybody who refers to the reader in the definition
3: Interjection. Often used in more polite circles by people who don't realize that saying "Penis" is just as shocking as saying "Fuck."

1: Dude, whoever wrote this is a penis.
2: Dude, that guy just called me a penis! That penis!
3: Oh, penis.

by A No-name-us September 4, 2006

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