A person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his penis will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.
My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.
by Deadrune April 6, 2017
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Gary: "Hey Kolton, where's Jacob?"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"
by SpiritOfWuTang December 1, 2017
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by Funkfish February 21, 2018
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Most people consider the penile region as yummy as chocolate cake.
Most people consider the penile region as yummy as chocolate cake.
by peppodo the third February 22, 2017
Get the penile region mug.Something that Mohd. Junaid Javed was born with. It could have been cured in 100$ but his mother refused. Now he walks around with a small peepee.
Pradeep: Yo that man has an 18 inch penis.
Junaid: 18 of my penises would fit in it.
Sonam: wtf?
Junaid: yeah I have a shorty penile disorder
Junaid: 18 of my penises would fit in it.
Sonam: wtf?
Junaid: yeah I have a shorty penile disorder
by Queenmercuryf February 27, 2017
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