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Pelicanned

To get so drunk that you loose control of your limbs as they fly everywhere, like a pelican bird due to their large mouths and wings as well as long necks when they fly.
I'm getting absolutely pelicanned tonight!
by OhBreezy April 8, 2015
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pelican

variation of skulling your drink.
to pelican a drink is to lift up your glass with only your mouth/teeth (the glass becomes your pelican bill) and skull the remaining liquid.

no hands are to be used in the process.
the glass used is usually an australian schooner glass as thinner glass (such as a wine glass) will often smash.
“we’re leaving now”
“shit i’m not finished my drink yet”
“just pelican the rest of it mate”
by fluffyducky December 28, 2024
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Pelican Nutslinger

The Pelican Nutslinger can only be performed during a threesome involving two men and a woman.

When one of the men grabs the other one's nuts tearing them down as far as possible and releasing a huge dump himself.
The way the scrotum looks afterwards, is exactly the same as the Pelican's throat pouch.
You gotta see his face, after I pelican nutslingered him!
by johnelbow April 7, 2010
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Pelican Pouch

A pelican pouch is the soft, sagging flesh that hangs just beneath the chin, often resembling the elastic food-storage sack of a pelican’s beak. It’s not quite a full double chin, but more of a rogue under-jaw hammock — frequently disguised in selfies with upward angles, filters, and delusional confidence.
“Mate, she was a solid eight until I saw her pelican pouch wobble in real life.”

“She’s mastered the 45-degree selfie — anything lower and the pelican pouch drops like a guillotine.”

Alternate Names:
Chin hammock, snack pouch, neck shelf, emotional baggage bin.
by Chin Diesel June 6, 2025
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The Pelican

The act of one taking a shit on an assholes’s private boat dock.
My friend executed the pelican after an asshole told us we couldn’t use his private dock.
by DDIDallas August 8, 2021
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neck up, ya pelican

Shut your mouth, you foolish person (whose mouth is much bigger than their brain)
You wouldn't know your arse from an anthole. Neck up, ya pelican!
by Yimothy March 1, 2023
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Petting the pelican

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.
by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013
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