The only woman to have the most reminiscent facial expressions during any photo shoot, and to not deserve her name capitalized. Her face is that of a manequins, forever frozen in time. She lacks personality, manners, respect, personality, a personality, and a personality. She lacks persona: The kind of thing that makes a human being descent to deal with by every hard working american and any other human being of good nature around the world. People like her give a terrorist a reason to terrorize america in any way, whether it be trench coat flashing, bombing themselves to hell, or flying a plane into a building(All respect goes to the families ***Peice***)
She has the chin of a professional wrestler and the body of a year old corpse. Her face has had so many plastic surgery appointments that there aren't any muscles left in her face to make an expression, period.
She can't look, smile, frown, act, model, or sing. What gives....WHAT GIVES!!!!!!!!!!!
To put things simply, if she died, I would laugh with great relish and the rest of the year would honestly be a better one for me. I would defecate all over my self upon hearing the news and urinate down my leg just out of the sheer fact and joy that a curse known as paris hilton has been forever washed off this bruised planet.
She has the chin of a professional wrestler and the body of a year old corpse. Her face has had so many plastic surgery appointments that there aren't any muscles left in her face to make an expression, period.
She can't look, smile, frown, act, model, or sing. What gives....WHAT GIVES!!!!!!!!!!!
To put things simply, if she died, I would laugh with great relish and the rest of the year would honestly be a better one for me. I would defecate all over my self upon hearing the news and urinate down my leg just out of the sheer fact and joy that a curse known as paris hilton has been forever washed off this bruised planet.
paris hilton + definition = Nuff Said.
To further this rant, this statement should be further stated that this is in fact an understatement, and no real words could describe of how much of a Bitch she is to bring satisfaction to the seeker.
To further this rant, this statement should be further stated that this is in fact an understatement, and no real words could describe of how much of a Bitch she is to bring satisfaction to the seeker.
by The Red Wolf June 11, 2006
Get the paris hiltonmug. Marry Poppins is to supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
as Paris Hilton is to Super virus caused by having sex with dudes on couches
-Conan
as Paris Hilton is to Super virus caused by having sex with dudes on couches
-Conan
by Anononononon July 6, 2006
Get the paris hiltonmug. a slutty slutty slut slut who sleeps around woth other sluts.
2. someone who is selfimportant, and seeks attention through the media by having sex with irresponsible slutty slut sluts
2. someone who is selfimportant, and seeks attention through the media by having sex with irresponsible slutty slut sluts
by hijime January 11, 2005
Get the paris hiltonmug. an unnattractive slut who is commonly mistaken as being gorgeous and talented. inherited shitloads of money from her father and hasnt done an honest days worth of work in her life. has a clothing line for sluts like her, and is noted mostly for her sex tape in which she screwed some random guy, stopping only to answer her phone. inarticulate,unintelligent, poorly spoken and scantilly clad, basically white trailer trash plus billions of dollars. only other dumb sluts who are as brainless as she is idolize her, claiming that she is accomplished and talented as she wrote a moronic book and has a clothing line for dogs. is seen as "hot" only because she dresses like a prostitute and is easy. anyone who "disses" her is instantly labeled as being fat and ugly, and jealous.
see cumdumpster.
see cumdumpster.
paris hilton is ugly, stupid, and untalented, never done a days work in her life and never will, embodies everything that is wrong with america.
by jls83 January 5, 2006
Get the paris hiltonmug. adj.Skanky,Illiterate,Shallow, Materialistic, Slutty, Self-Absorbed, Talentless,Alcoholic,Useless,Dumb!
by down to earth February 5, 2005
Get the paris hiltonmug. OMG! there's Paris Hilton!...ugh, nevermind she's nothing but a barbie doll. i could buy her if i wanted to.
by Kim2320 October 2, 2005
Get the paris hiltonmug. Skanky ho celebrity that NO ONE is jealous of who has retarded fans who are always defending her by saying people who hate her are "jealis". Oh yeah, we are all so "jelous" of her STD's and her lack of a brain. Get real. She's a waste of space, a useless human that deserves NOTHING but ridicule, scorn, and derision. I would spit in her face if I ever met her, and I hope to be able to do just that one day. Oh and to you retards who love her, think about this: she would ignore you if she walked by you on the street, or make fun of you. Most guys think she's ugly and useless anyways. I hope she wrecks her Bentley into a wall and deforms her face even more than it already is, and gains 100lbs and dies of her super virulent strain of herpes.
Paris Hilton: Oh, let's see what I should do today. Go have sex with 50 guys and share the wealth of my STDs, waste some more of my daddy's money on $200 sweaters for my rat dog, get drunk at a club and screw 50 more guys, flash my tit or my nasty bony ass to the paparazzi, and basically be the useless cumdumpster that I am! That's Hot!
Me: Why don't you give some money to a homeless person or help a needy family?
Paris Hilton: No, they deserve to be poor, and Tinkerbell needs a new sweater, oh, I gotta go make fun of nice, smart, responsible people that actually WORK for a living, how not hot of them!
Me: I hope you die bitch
Me: Why don't you give some money to a homeless person or help a needy family?
Paris Hilton: No, they deserve to be poor, and Tinkerbell needs a new sweater, oh, I gotta go make fun of nice, smart, responsible people that actually WORK for a living, how not hot of them!
Me: I hope you die bitch
by tsarina amanda May 12, 2006
Get the paris hiltonmug.