Parking the cake

To take a dump on a willing recipients chest.

I’ll have to call you back mum, I’m just parking the cake..

by Cakeparker November 16, 2018

parking garage guy

Legend has it that during the late 21st century that a guy scavenges parking garages at college campuses to deposit his cum in someone male or female. He makes his deposits orally, vaginally, and anally.

The parking garage guy at UTA usually deposits his cum before work with guys from grindr.

by PhillipD33zNutZ June 8, 2019

Packing Beef

A multi-definition word of a sexual nature used for:

1. Referring to a male who is is graciously endowed and extremely well hung.

2. A reference to vigorous railing of the vagina or ass.

3. When the hot female you are with is found to be packing little something extra down there.

My tinder date tuned out to be packing heat. I gave him a two handed old fashioned in the Kroger parking lot and there were inches spare.

I walked in on my uncle packing beef with my brother.

That hot chick I picked up at the club turned out to be packing beef but it’s all good. A holes a hole. Amma right?

by Dick Onchin December 3, 2020

lunch packing

Lunch packing v. -the act of one inserting one's complete package in someone else's mouth..

Dude! last night this girl packed my lunch last night in my car..

whore: i love packing lunches!!!

Guy1: i'm sure you do, you lunch packing whore!

lunch packing is the bee's knees

by Baby Lincoln 0524 June 19, 2009

tri-packing

The condition in which a man has three testicles. One could be considered tri-packing if he has two and a half testicles, as well. The half testicle is usually about half the size of a normal testicle, but still a third testicle. It's often connected to the normal testicle and looks like a multiplying cell just before it divides.

Sometimes this is known as a tri-blossom.

She assumed he had a huge package, but then his girlfriend revealed that it just appeared that way because he was tri-packing.

by skanklover98 June 27, 2010

Russian Parking Ticket

To give a Russian Parking Ticket is the act of defacing a car in some way because of the way/place that they parked in.

Office worker 1:
Did you see what happened in the parking lot today? some disabled guy drove over our boss's car with a tank for parking it in a handicapped spot!
Office Worker 2: Yeah, that's a nasty Russian Parking Ticket.

by Scaryfedoraman August 13, 2011

Covered parking

When a male inserts his own penis into his anus and leaves it there for an extended period of time.

E-ton was upset that his covered parking was occupid.

by HandJ1 May 26, 2018