packing pork

Someone God has obviously favored with a large penis - so obvious in fact that this guy must always buy baggy pants and even so, they are filled to capacity.

Would you look at that guy!!!! He's packing pork big time - enough to supply my Bar-B-Q all summer long. Mmmmm, mmmmmmmm - slurperoo.

by Queen of Heaven February 6, 2008

Lone wolf packing it

Your with a group of friends but your kinda just in your own world doin what you do best

Some kids are in a group, one gets ran over.

Hes lone wolf packing it.

by huckleberry havirlak June 17, 2013

Placking

Inserting a china plate into the arse crack of your partner.

"Hey Tim hows spicing up the love life going"

"Awesome mate, I placked that bitch good. Used 7 plates, it was super jizzfective"

Placking Crew 4 lyf

by dfjsdgnreljg fgbjfjfghjfgfghfg September 29, 2011

Pancaking

Its when you fuck your woman so hard the night before, she wants to bake you pancakes in the morning!

Seriously, the term was derived from the term "pancakin' wednesdays," where, instead of the word "fuck," you use the forms of "pancake" all day.

Pancake (v.) - to fuck, bone, shag, screw, or anything of that nature, to a woman(or man) in an extreme, relentless fashion.

"I pancaked the shit outta that chick!"

"I don't make love... I PANCAKE!"

"I would pancake the shit outta her if i had the chance."

"Bro you wouldn't believe it! You remember Sherrie? I was pancaking all on that ass last night!"

BITCH, MAKE ME SOME FUCKING PANCAKES

by allbutnone February 3, 2010

fudge packing

The act of exaggerating costs or estimates to add leeway for error.

Shane did a serious amount of fudge packing in his recent report to Brian Cowen.

by harneythehuge May 16, 2009

packing heat

Carrying a weapon such as a Gun or knife

Yo dat catz packin heat forreal

by Influenced StyleZ January 31, 2003

Boner Packing Pickle Nuts

A chant said during extreme pelvic slamming. Each time the fat cock is buried to its deepest point, the power slammer grits his teeth while saying one word per slam. When you come to the word 'Nuts', it is best to keep the cock buried firmly for a few extra seconds. This phrase helps in getting the pussy fucked the hardest.

Without mercy, I fucked my hot bride, while chanting "Boner Packing Pickle NUTS!"

by Johnny5isAlive April 23, 2008