A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.
Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?
Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.
Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.
by Headhunter Rebel January 4, 2010
Get the Puerto Rican Lube Jobmug. Hardest working Mexican in Estonia. Kind of looks like Puerto Rican Bobby Brown.
Always has an attitude while driving.
Favorite phrase: понятна!
Always has an attitude while driving.
Favorite phrase: понятна!
by OfficePancake24 January 6, 2019
Get the Puerto Rican Bobby Brownmug. The act of cleaning thy self with the use of a sweaty t-shirt off your own back hittin' all the stinky spots.
We were adrift at sea so long, and with limited supplies of water, I had to take a Puerto Rican shower to stay clean.
by cullan October 3, 2006
Get the puerto rican showermug. by Drogie May 24, 2017
Get the puerto rican cuban foodmug. A style of beard commonly worn by Puerto Rican males that consists of a very thin band of hair extending from one sideburn, underneath the chin, and up to the other sideburn. Sometimes accented by an abundance of hair on the chin.
Before hitting the club, Jose made sure his Puerto Rican Chin Strap was nice and neat for the ladies.
by Laurel Chris December 9, 2008
Get the Puerto Rican Chin Strapmug. Daisy- "Goddamn Puerto Ricans! I wish I was them and not some dumbass, ugly, scanky puta like myself."
by JenDeLaVixen August 3, 2004
Get the goddamn puerto ricansmug. A handgun. As seen on the 7th episode of Drawn Together's third season. Used by Captain Hero to intimidate mystery-solving musician Foxxy Love.
by Lench Mob December 14, 2006
Get the puerto rican credit cardmug.