Used to describe someone who is incredibly physically attractive, even if they are not of Portuguese descent.
“Did you see Charles and Charlotte broke up? I bet he’s having a rough time, she was really portuguese!”
by User9729736726837 January 25, 2023
by Gabagool December 15, 2021
A Portuguese girl/guy that is hotter than the Portuguese sun but not your girlfriend/boyfriend. You already had a lot of fun together but nothing official. You can't stay away but if you get too close, you will get burned.
Did you also see my Portuguese ting at the beach today? I couldn't look away and had to go into the ocean in order to cool down again.
by malandro110 November 25, 2021
by Tytybubu October 05, 2015
When your Portuguese friend more than likely from Dighton, MA receives a kiss under the dingleberries.
"The missus washed all the grass stains off of my white New Balance. I was really pissed but she spent an hour apologizing with some Portuguese Mistletoe."
by trijicog January 14, 2024
A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.
Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
by Flama741 February 20, 2018
by BeanLover69 December 07, 2024