A wad of skin inside a womans woo-woo. It makes the lady bark when touched. Another term used for this small bundle of nerves is the clitoris. 'Pooch wad' is a prefered term when refering to the animal aspects associated with it.
This can be used in a variety of ways.
"Hit it, hit the pooch wad" for instance. It can also be used as a general insult.
"Hit it, hit the pooch wad" for instance. It can also be used as a general insult.
by donald dat April 18, 2006
Meaning to err greatly. Literally meaning to accidently achieve an orgasm when fooling around to get your sausage up in a girls guts. Hence, a catostrophic fuck up.
ex 1: We really can't screw the pooch in the 4th quarter, boys.
ex2: guy1-" I was so nervous with sheniqua last night that i screwed the pooch."
guy2- " ouch dude, ouch.
guy1-" ehhhh, it was good for me."
ex2: guy1-" I was so nervous with sheniqua last night that i screwed the pooch."
guy2- " ouch dude, ouch.
guy1-" ehhhh, it was good for me."
by Ollie Vector November 20, 2006
A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.
by Coobage February 11, 2010
Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.
Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.
by 00NKB6211289 April 18, 2009
To make a series of mistakes, so heinously incorrect and far reaching in effect such that the result defies description. The phrase is a combination of other phrases meaning mistake, 'screw the pooch', 'royal fuckup' as well as a group sex form of fuck, 'clusterfuck'. The phase can also be used as a verb, 'clusterfucking the royal pooch.'
Not supporting the public transportation vehicle information system standard on busses was a royal pooch clusterfuck for the public transportation authority.
by wkc December 01, 2006
1)Commit a really stupid act
2)To get oneself in legal trouble
3)To copulate with a canine (seldom used, hopefully)
2)To get oneself in legal trouble
3)To copulate with a canine (seldom used, hopefully)
I borrowed my mom's car, got drunk and really humped the pooch.
I really humped the pooch when I deserted the Army.
I really humped the pooch when I deserted the Army.
by Beckster October 08, 2005
Danny: I wish I could pull as many girls as you.
Steven: Well... you know what they say... Can't Pooch the Mounouch
Steven: Well... you know what they say... Can't Pooch the Mounouch
by Horny4porny69 March 27, 2018