poncho

a man that has a regular penis but instead of a butthole, you have a vagina, from which you shit out of

She's hot! nah, i heard she was a poncho!

by hunterzakkbankseateachothersbutthole May 21, 2003

poncho

Another term for a "high five", usually said in order to initiate the giving of the five.

"Yeah that's great, gimme five!"

INSTEAD WOULD BE

"Yeah that's great, Poncho!"

by webbedfeethead March 14, 2007

Ponce de le Chaunce

someone who is the epidome of a chaunce a.k.a, total fool. This a takeoff on the famous name in history, Ponce de Leon.

"Dude, J.P. is such a Ponce de le Chaunce"

by drew March 12, 2004

Ponce

A homosexual pimp; Eric Hyde.

Damnit Eric, you are such a gay ass ponce.

by vector December 10, 2004

anahi ponce

A girl that is a slut and eats shit not attractive at all ugly ass teeth and thinks she's the boss at everything when in reality she sucks dick for breakfast lunch and dinner

Boy 1: look at the ugly ass hoe over there

Boy 2: yeah she's short as fuck

Boy 3: I think she's stupid as fuck

STUPUD ASS HOE/SLUT PALYER HAS NO FRIENDS ANAHI PONCE

by Ethantyler738383 April 13, 2017

ponce

a roomate who is a man but acts completely like a woman, therefore becoming a woman

dude your roomate is such a ponce he expected me to open the door for him.

by payaso57 April 18, 2006

Ponce

A person who spends large ammounts of time or money trying to make themselves appear cool, but perhaps in a peculiar manner, buying expensive and peculiar items of clothing or spending large ammounts of time doing peculiar activites, that are overly expensive such as water skiing or playing xbox.

Camille: "Sophie do you want to go out and get some curry"
Sophie: "Na might stay in and try and get a handjob on the xbox from that myles guy and be careful don't spill Curry on my new Prada's £500 they were"
Camille: "After we can spend bare time on urban dictionary and playing bounce yeah?"
Sophie: "Sure, better than trying on girl's shoes and wearing a fur trapper thats so ponce"

by HEAFFEY December 1, 2009