Mikey Phelps

Best DJ In New York City. Defining lit moments everyday, and providing happiness to all people.

Mikey Phelps is Lit. Mikey Phelps is a good person. Period.

by Mikey Phelps March 06, 2019

One Phelps

The amount of anal lube needed to have anal sex.

Created on Fark.com in thread about Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Hey buddy could you give me one phelps of lube I want to have sex with this guy over here.

by aka_mrcam May 06, 2008

Dirty Phelps

The act of putting a swimming cap on one's head and divin head first into some monster tang. Named after the part time Olympic swimmer, full time sex crazed maniac, Michael Phelps. Goggles are optional, but highly recommended.

Just remember, always heat up the pool before you Dirty Phelps.

by Peter Picklepecker February 02, 2013

Phelping

When the police are too fast so you gotta start swimming

ex. 1 Colin got pulled and hit the digi dash, but the pig was too fast so he jumped in a lake and started phelping

by Jackajackajacka March 23, 2021

Phelping

Just like Micheal Phelps in training: The act of consuming copious amounts of calories in a day.

OMG...I feel so sick! I was Phelping at the State Fair yesterday.

by bpholein1 November 26, 2017

Phelping

Swimming, as in attempting to do what Michael Phelps does.

Hey, man, I'm going phelping at the gym later today- wanna come?

by haha567 August 29, 2008

Phelps-it

to smoke pot. and get away with it with minor consequences.

Dude, wanna Phelps-it tonight?

by purplebutterfly February 06, 2009