Pennsylvania Ass Loaf

You're having anal intercourse with a partner, and right before you ejaculate, you pull out, wrap your penis in a hot dog bun, and shove it back in. The resulting disaster is a Pennsylvania Ass Loaf.

Bob: Hey Ben, we're out of hot dog buns, where'd they all go?
Ben: Man, me and Dina were fuckin, and while I was poundin her in the bean pie, I pulled it out and gave her a Pennsylvania Ass Loaf. It was the shit!

by First Penguin April 1, 2008

Pennsylvania Oil Derrick

Masturbating in public while defecating in your pants

I was in the park last week and I saw a guy making a Pennsylvania Oil Derrick.

by Kuhtarl January 26, 2017

Pennsylvania Stow-And-Go

When you put your dick in a females rear-quarters and put her, and yourself on your dirtbike and or motorcycle. And go for a relaxing ride down main street.

Me and my bitch just did a Pennsylvania Stow-And-Go.

by Pennsylvania pancakes March 31, 2014

Pennsylvania Pubic Pummel

When you grow your pubic hairs out so long that they begin to engulf your penis and you take a hammer and pummel your penis until your pubes take the shape of your penis which you can then use for various sexual acts.

I once say a guy with a 12 inch pubic hair penis, he must be really good at the Pennsylvania Pubic Pummel.

by Urine Drip December 5, 2012

The Pennsylvania pork chop

So when your taking a shit and you jerk someone else off

That chick was into some weird shit. She gave me the Pennsylvania pork chop

by Mtg187 March 19, 2020

Pennsylvania Cup Holder

The act of putting one’s balls in a woman’s asshole while having sex

Did you hear Sally gave Joe a Pennsylvania Cup Holder?

by D.Snutz October 23, 2018

Pennsylvania Weather Report

In Pennsyl-tucky, denizens, often impoverished, indigent, shiftless, or simply apathetic, must resort to near neolithic forms of obtaining information, such as the weather.

Also may refer to any simplistic method of obtaining something, information or otherwise, rather than performing an actual event involving even minimal effort.

(In the heart of State College, Pennsylvania's intellectual cortex)
Ryan- What's the weather like today?
Jeff- Dunno, I'll get the Pennsylvania weather report
~Jeff leans out the window, sees Mike~
Jeff- Mike, what's the weather like?
Mike- (shrugs) Kinda chilly

by Sanduskied October 15, 2012