Penis

Somthin you like to shove up your ass

“That’s a big penis!”

by Sugmanuts420 October 21, 2019

Penis

A long sticking thing where it's used when fucking! Use it with your fucker, damn it! Here, that little piece of shit!

My fucking gay friend: "Stick your fucking penis out!"
Me: "Shut up, fucker! I'm trying!"
Then I really did.
My fucking gay friend: "Your fucking piece of shit! You ass hole! I'll fuck with you! Oral sex! Penetrating sex! Anal Sex!"

by I'll eat you March 9, 2021

Penies

When a guys penis is enormously huge. The guy is not hard it is just naturally huge as a hippo. A girl usually enjoys this during sexual intercourse because it will give them more pleasure. But guys if you have this, don't do it to a virgin because her vagina will explode, meaning her cherry will pop and you will have blood all over your Penies penis.

I have a Penies penis and my girlfriend enjoys sex and she moans louder than a jackhammer.

by kapaspatcha August 26, 2008

penis

The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms. The penis is a reproductive organ, technically an intromittent organ, and for placental mammals, additionally serves as the external organ of urination.

my penis hurts

by asdjfrwiogjioqwajgr September 26, 2008

Will's penis

The feeling of grass caressing you and gently whispering 'mmmmmmmmmmm'

I was the fields the other day when i tripped, i then started to cry because i felt will's penis all over my face.

by Pandasnapz May 29, 2016

Penis

Some either really long it really short thing, boys don’t know how to keep it in there pants and most boys look at other boys penis. Anoth word for dick

“Ayo wth is this it’s falling out of my pants it’s so short”

Bro jack that’s ur penis

by Bigdickexpress March 18, 2021

penis

An instrument of god.

Damnit Judas, I am going to smack you with my penis.

by Mr. God December 25, 2007