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Liberals, the ACLU, Amnesty International and other wackjobs hate the death penalty because they believe a murderer has more rights than his/her victim. They would rather incarcerate him/her for a few years, give him/her access to pornography, cable TV, good meals and eventually release him becuase he/she has been "rehabilitated." Oh yeah, and our tax dollars pay for college degrees for these scumbags, and in some instances drugs, breast implants and impotence medication. Wow is this a great country or what?
How can someone protest a murderer being put to death?
by AZWildcats10 July 8, 2005
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rose petal sex

(verb) When a man lays out rose petals on his lady's bed and then proceeds to lay her down and have sex with the her without first removing said rose petals. Thus have sex on top of the rose petals.
My girlfriend and I had rose petal sex Valentine's Day night.
by slover11 March 3, 2011
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death penalty

The only appropriate penalty for kidnapping, murder, rape, terrorism, and other heinous crimes.

The only appropriate penalty for being a gang member. Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, and other gang members never mug another chump after capital punishment.
Capital punishment prevents greasy criminals from ever committing another crime.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
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pedal pumping

The sexy art of pumping pedals, it really does something magical for me.
pedal pumping hot sexy wow holy shit thats hot
by iamtylerbitchhearmeroar December 20, 2008
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penal sex

We've heard of vaginal sex, oral sex and even anal sex. The rarest one is penal sex. The act of inserting the penis not into a vagina, not in the mouth or the anus, but into another penis hole. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me and Derek have penal sex regularly. It hurts but we take it in turns to penetrate. (I AM NOT GAY BTW)
by donkeysheep April 11, 2009
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Peralta

Peralta is Mysterious...
by What weekend? November 16, 2013
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Pedalphile

1. An adult who is sexually attracted to bicycle pedals.

2. A fixed-gear bike gang from Madison, WI.
1. Richard made love to his bicycle last night. He is such a pedalphile.

2. The Pedalphiles cruised down University Avenue, leaving a wake of debauchery, tomfoolery, and attractive screaming women.
by fischstix September 26, 2007
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