Satan's Paradox

when you cannot enter or a exit a store, usually one in a mall that has small store spaces, dude to the fact that there groups of people standing in every aisle.

I wanted to buy something from hottopic but the store was so damn small, fucking satan's paradox got to me and i just left.

by kelto December 27, 2008

The Newman Paradox

The way by which you can both be working and procrastinating at the same time.

Newman- I'm in my friend's room "doing work." And by doing work I mean procrastinating. And by procrastinating I mean doing work.
Jill- Good job, we'll call it the Newman Paradox.

by knightviper56 November 29, 2011

paradox

An anomalous state of reality caused when a mage disrupts the momentum of reality with her own magickal acts.

Luther exploded with fifteen points of paradox when he botched in the umbra.

by Adam Bond December 28, 2005

paradox

1) One exhibiting inexplicable or contradictory aspects
2) The box for the Para machine gun, except spelt wrong with a "D" instead of a "B"

1)Man, those time line paradoxs in Star Trek were awesome!
2) Have you seen my paradox? It has my recepit in it...

by The Black Plague June 27, 2003

PaRaDoX

aka Kameron Hinton

rap name

by PaRaDoX November 9, 2003

Offspring Paradox

Offspring can be disturbingly illogical, yet profoundly fulfilling. You should anticipate paradox.

Huda: Oh man, I'd hate to bring a child into this world of nonsense, but I feel like I need it.
Mackan: And that's what you call *clears throat* an Offspring Paradox.

by tigerlxlly September 7, 2020

The Grandfather Paradox

The best Catch-22 of them all: What if your grandfather was a truly horrific person and you were forced to go back in time and kill him before he could do those bad things. But, if you succeed and your grandmother hasn’t been impregnated with your dad or mum yet, you would not be born, and if you weren’t born, nobody killed your grandfather and well… you know where this is going.

Person 1: “Yo, what’s your favourite paradox?”
Person 2: “It’s The Grandfather Paradox. Such a fascin-.”
Person 1: “Fuck off, it’s so overrated.”

by YellowBinLorry May 24, 2023