clit chewer

A man (or woman) who gives a LOT of oral sex to multiple women.

The dude is such a great clit chewer, he makes the girls come in seconds!

by definer1010 July 16, 2016

carrot clit

basically when you get period blood stuck in your pubes and it gets all irritated.

oh my god i forgot to shower and now i have carrot clit!

by poodiarrheaonmylegs May 13, 2021

Schrodinger's Clit

When your crush sends you a picture and for a blissful moment before you open it it exists as both a nude and not a nude.

A theory based on the groundbreaking research of famed scientist and hunk Erwin Schrodinger

Erwin: I still haven't opened Dee's Snap in case it's a nude.

Albert: Has she ever sent you a nude before?

Erwin: No of course not. She's got a boyfriend. The message is a Schrodinger's clit

by DoctorNumbers January 5, 2021

Blue clit

A sharp pulsing pain in in the C from being tentilated.

When the ho-ha is hungry but doesn't get the D. She get blue clit.

by Todi5 February 21, 2018

Shadow Clit

When that bitch is looser than the fabric of time and that ish lookin' like a wormhole/ black hole

I was smashin' this hoe like a poodle on a table leg and that bitch felt like yo moms "Shadow Clit".

by I am a bic pen July 25, 2018

Mr Clit

Mr Clit knows how to acknowledge their children. Mr Clit makes their children feel safe and comforted. Mr Clit is the best parent.

Mr Clit embraced me instead of not remembering I'm their child! Best parent ever!
Mr Clit bought me that poster so I wouldn't steal it. Incredible.
Mr Clit hates feet!
Mr Clit is a responsible parent. They always take their children down the right path and they don't promote cannibalism.

by Fayra <3 May 12, 2023

grow a clit

An alternative way of saying "no balls."

A way to refer to people who are scared pussies, therefore they have no balls and should grow a clit.

Scared ass bitch, grow a clit.

by doorknob salesman December 2, 2021