Ol’ Marky

When your wife/girlfriend unintentionally/intentionally butt dials you whilst getting rocked/plowed/railed for a minimum not limited too of 45 minutes.

“My wife butt dialed me last night, turns out I got the Ol’ Marky”

by PHS March 11, 2018

Ole Lady

Ole Lady refers to a woman whom your relationship status lies somewhere between girlfriend and wife. It projects commitment and still rolls off the tongue better than "That's my girlfriend."

Buddy: "Dang Dale! Who's that you've got hanging on your arm there?"

Dale: "Oh man, you haven't met my ole lady yet now have ya?"

by DidderDeeDoo July 26, 2022

Ol lady

A female Love interest you can see yourself growing old with.

This is my ol lady.

I am about to take my ol lady out for our anniversary.

by KB@IlanA-Lesce’ February 28, 2022

Ol paintey

A retired pirate that used to work as a boat painter

Ol paintey was back to his roots, coating the jet skis in blue paint.

by Good Ol paintey February 6, 2023

Ol dankis

A loud ass creaking ass shaking ass fan that shakes so much that it could fall at any moment.

No don’t turn on the ol dankis!!

by Ol’.dankis.lover March 3, 2022

The Ol’ Perry

When you get whiskey dick so bad that you have to use your thumb as a make shift penis

That guy was so drunk last night he had to give that girl the ol’ Perry

by Vpshop September 19, 2021

cripers ole

Expression of extreme fear, annoyance or frustration

Cripers ole John, you could have blown up both of us with that dynamite

Cripers ole Tom, you must have used a level with a bubble that was stuck, when you built that house

by Lionel_Twain September 30, 2020