Premature Chalk Grab

Often used in sales, when a sales rep "chalks" a sale up on the board with the belief that the sale came through, but looks back and sees that it hasn't.

That's a premature chalk grab.

by DOCIOU$ July 28, 2021

chalk

Chalk is used as a general negative. It can be used to describe something in a negative connotation.

That exam was chalked.
I can't make it to the party I'm chalked, I need to study.

by ch@lkster April 3, 2022

Chalk Murphy

A sweat or savory treat from a gas station or grocery store.

“I’m going to the gas station, anyone need anything?” “ Yeah gimme a lil Chalk Murphy.”

by AverilAdvil December 31, 2024

Piece of Chalk

An individual who is exceedingly dull and uninspiring, devoid of any engaging qualities, and known for their lackluster personality.

Olivia is such a piece of chalk.

by coopsndip May 26, 2024

chalk

When you masturbate so much that instead of cum, you shoot out a white or light grey dust.

I jacked off so many times in DDD I chalked!

by Ian The Cat December 5, 2018

Poop Chalk

dried log-like feces. Created through excessive hotdog dumping. Chunks are left in the sun in Africa to dry into a baked solid defecation stick and then used to draw on walls of caves.

Ben: Why does this cave smell so bad
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Charlie Chalk

A British stop motion animation series produced in 1987 in the United Kingdom by Woodland Animations, who also produced the children's television programmes Postman Pat, Gran, and Bertha. Reception to the show was mostly positive

Charlie Chalk is the worst show on the planet

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022