Cunty Bollocks

Derogatory term reserved for someone who has pissed you off. A right idiot. Someone who's full of himself (see "delusional" entry above).

Cunty Bollocks over there has really messed this up. He should never have been hired!

by Markus Aurelius May 25, 2006

jelly bollocks

A faggot that lathers his bollocks in petroleum jelly before a faggotting session, he dips his nuts into the jelly filled pot in the fasion of teabagging then slapps them onto his bitch's chest and scrolls them down and tucks them into the gooch !!!

"hold on sammy i'm gonna grease you up some jelly bollocks"

"jesus christ martin where did you learn that ?"

"those were some long days and nights back in vietnam, but nothing helped me sleep better"

by juve September 12, 2007

Bollocks Chops

See Shitlegs.

Hello Bollock Chops!

by BURKBURKBURKBURK August 18, 2003

gnats bollock

The smallest unit of measurement (as opposed to CH) lol.

He just missed hitting that car by a gnat's bollock.

by MarzAttax August 3, 2005

Jack Bollock

A Norfolkism implying the existence of a third testicle. Not the left bollock nor the right bollock... but the Jack Bollock. NFN.

You won't think it's so fucking funny when that wasp stings ya on your Jack Bollock!

by renstar September 17, 2015

Stroppy Bollocks

British expression for someone, being particularly stroppy for no good reason and generally being a dick.

Gus; "This isn't right, I'm not happy with that, you need to do this again, I'm going to complain to your boss ext...

Me; "OK Stroppy Bollocks, no need to get your knickers in a twist"

by BrooksyBoy August 14, 2016

Bollock Bubbler

When your bottom is perfectly sealed so that a fart is forced forwards through your testicles.

<parp> Oooh, that was a tingly bollock bubbler!

by Steelrattuses January 2, 2017