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Re-hyphening

1) The act of mentally shifting a hyphen in a sentence or comment which contains the pattern {adjective-ass noun} Used for personal amusement only. From the webcomic xkcd (www.xkcd.com/37)

2) Verbally expressing this mental re-hyphening to show discontent or apathy toward a person's vocabulary, word choice, comment, or the person in general.

Take note: Not all hyphens can be shifted for this effect - i.e. phrases like No-Talent Ass Clown or Punk-Ass Bitch - because the hyphens either don't make sense anywhere else, or they're just funnier where they are.
1)
Person One: Man, that's one ghetto-ass car!
Person Two: (Thinks: "Man, that's one ghetto ass-car!") Hehehe.

2)
Person One: I had a nasty-ass cold last week.
Person Two: An ass-cold? Is that some new STD?

Person One: Goddamn, I'm one bad-ass fucker!
Person Two: Yes, I bet you're a horrible ass-fucker, and I'm sure your boyfriend would agree.
Person One: Quit re-hyphening me, you ass bastard!
by E-McJeevey December 2, 2010
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Re-Resolute

To have a "do-over" of a previous years' New Year's Resolution.
My resolution last year was to go to yoga. I didn't go, so I re-resolute to go to yoga in the new year.

My resolution was to lose weight this year, but I am still fat. I re-resolute to lose weight in the new year!
by I_Like_Books December 31, 2010
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Re-rubber

the act of puttin on, then taking off a condom, only to put it backk on when shit is about to go down
Goon 1: Yo fam did you smash lass nite?

Goon 2: Yessir. Had to Re-rubber tho, she stunted for maddd long fam

Goon 1: Daaaammmnn smh at least you got in it
by juelzwuzzhere April 12, 2010
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res blast

the act of hitting a dry bowl(no weed in it) in order to heat and cherry the pot resin to get high. often done the week after a working pot head quits his or her job.
Rusty: shit man i have no pot.

Dale me either lets just res blast these pipes.
by azsjkhbnmgtr February 8, 2010
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Re-Gaming

Running out of money at the bar, walking home, drinking the alcohol you have there, and then returning to the bar.
"Where did your friends go?" "They ran out of money. They're at home re-gaming. They'll be back soon."
by The Obstinate Archer August 18, 2011
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Re-ree

when a special ed student has to re-read everything because hes too retarded to understand the first time.
john is being such a re-ree......thats gonna get him on a one way ticket on the short yellow bus to sped class
by Brock pepper April 18, 2017
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re-round

To make something round in circumference once again.
Hey this Duravent is damaged ......... It's Ok Aleks i will re-round it.
by Status30 June 14, 2016
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