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Dad

noun. A married male who runs away that normally won’t come back
Are you gonna be a dad in the future?”
“If I have a ugly child.”
by Where’s dad February 9, 2018
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Dad

Your dad is someone you need very much. Your dad is laid back. Your dad will do anything for you. Take a bullet for you. If you have a dad, or will get a dad, never let him out of your life.
My dad makes me a girly peep cake every birthday I have.

It's so sweet of him.
by Daddy's Girl :)) June 7, 2017
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Dad

Where is my dad?
by The memes loser May 20, 2020
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Dad

Dad is your rock, dad will help you through everything, dad is everything. If your homeless, dad is your food
Person 1:dude what's up?
Person 2: just eating dad because I have no money
Person 1: ...
by Yourmumwantsit May 19, 2016
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Dad

A mythical creature that disappeared 15 years ago. Only appears during the steamy scenes of movies. When summoned, says, "Hey watchya watching?"
Makes jokes like, "Hey hungry I'm dad."
"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi hungry, I'm dad!"
by bee.the.glorious.weedsnack November 12, 2018
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Dad

The reason why you were born
Man if it weren't for my dad being horny with my mom i would have never been born
by Sir Robin the not so brave August 27, 2013
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Dad

a description of a female who tends to wear baseball hats and like to wear their shirts overly tucked in with a big belt and flannel to go with it.

Dads tend to have a mature but nonchalant and understanding vibe and personality
That girl is dad goals.
I want that dad to protect and understand the fuck out of me.
by awesomegay February 16, 2018
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