lonely Nigel

lonely Nigel only ventures outside to buy milk and gay porn magazines

lonely Nigel dreams of having a girlfriend

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

conflicted Nigel

why oh why did my parents give me a spastic name

conflicted Nigel wishes he had a girlfriend

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

wheelchair Nigel

Nigel reaches 3MPH breaking the wheelchair world land speed record

wheelchair Nigel travels at break speed

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension

Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

Nigel womaniser

likes to fuck men who wear women's clothing

Nigel womaniser wears y-fronts

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

down syndrome nigel

the retarded kid at in class who always had snot running into his mouth

down syndrome nigel breaks stupidity world record

by mrs tosser August 6, 2025

lying nigel

the cunt who even lies when asked the time

lying nigel counts to a billion

by mrs tosser August 6, 2025