ball neck

the act of placing your sweaty nutt sack on the back of the neck of a passed out fan of the team that your team just ass slapped in the BCS

Commercial for Ball Necking:
Hey, Nick Saban, your team just ass slapped the LSU Tigers in the BCS National Championship. What are you going to do now??
I'm gonna ball neck some pathetic LSU fan.

by drpoonandtheteenangels February 7, 2013

Neck Dart

Strong marijuana, specifically a concentrated extract in a vape pen.

"I took a hit of Paige's neck dart and now I can't stand up"

"You got a fuckin dart in your neck!"

by Rolandofgilead March 29, 2019

neck shield

Giant earrings worn by a woman to protect her neck from any sensual displays of affection.

Aaron tried to kiss Heathers neck, but it was impossible because she had her favorite neck shields on.

by Energy 79 February 5, 2016

muppet necking

Simultaneously giving a Handjob and a Blowjob, as if you were orally fucking a puppet.

Guy 1: "Hey I saw you hooked up with Katie last night, anything happen?"
Guy 2: "Yea, she was Muppet Necking me all night!"
Guy 1: "Aww what? Damn, you got lucky!"

by Cantalopian April 7, 2015

Nerd Neck

A person that is trash at fortnite and spends all his time on the game and is a sweaty try hard

This kid is a nerd neck

by Brooks XD January 19, 2019

Neck Deep

A fucking awesome pop punk band. While keeping their sound fresh and relevant, they still feel like a throwback to bands like Sum 41 or New Found Glory.

Neck Deep's Gold Steps is a fucking classic.

by princessddalgi April 18, 2018

turtle necking

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

by Mr Poop April 10, 2005