Napkin Mapping

The art of drawing a rudimentary map on a napkin/coaster from a bar/eatery using writing utensils of any kind.

I was at Applebee's with my girlfriend, when she needed directions. She ended up getting lost, so it probably would have been easier to napkin map it, because I am not that bad at napkin mapping.

by Dacadac August 20, 2009

Nappin'

To have sexual intercourse with a person

"I've Been Nappin' that ass"

by TheFather August 22, 2005

napkin

Napkin means matass squared

You are such a napkin.

by Mrs. Bilz January 2, 2009

grunge napkin

A previously-sanitary napkin, aka a used pad.

Someone left her grunge napkin on the floor next to toilet. Disgusting.

by Trevany November 25, 2009

Napkinosis

a fatal disease caused by extreme use of napkins - can in some instances be fatal - Also known as Fatalis Napkinosis.

I was at my physioligist today, and he gave me the diagnosis Fatalis Napkinosis!

by Jahve October 3, 2004

napkin me

When a person spills something and needs a napkin quickly.

Fred: Shit, napkin me.

Joe: Aight dawg.

by pseudonie August 7, 2009

butt napkin

The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.

<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003