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Dad

A bitch that sits on his ass all day playing poker well making you his slave
dad: go get me a drink
me: you are like 3 steps away from the water bottle
dad: don't get an attitude with me

me" what?
by I don't make sense at all February 2, 2022
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Where is my dad?
by The memes loser May 20, 2020
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The reason why you were born
Man if it weren't for my dad being horny with my mom i would have never been born
by Sir Robin the not so brave August 27, 2013
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noun. A married male who runs away that normally won’t come back
Are you gonna be a dad in the future?”
“If I have a ugly child.”
by Where’s dad February 9, 2018
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the guy who left when you were 2 years old
Me: where is dad

mom: never to be seen again
by yeetthefeet April 8, 2019
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a big fap daddy that caresses you at night
by sony swag man May 31, 2018
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White Guy: "Hey my dad is so cool!"
Nigger: "LMAO WHAT'S A DAD?"
by NPKN August 21, 2018
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