The Brooklyn subway manouver is a method of instantly killing yourself publicly.
It is performed by
Entering a subway in Brooklyn, whilst the train starts to move , you must quickly remove all of your clothes and bend over onto the floor of the moving vehicle. You are killed instantly.
It is one of the most humane methods of passing and it is considered humane amongst most ethic groups.
This is not recommended to those who do not wish to pass away.
It is performed by
Entering a subway in Brooklyn, whilst the train starts to move , you must quickly remove all of your clothes and bend over onto the floor of the moving vehicle. You are killed instantly.
It is one of the most humane methods of passing and it is considered humane amongst most ethic groups.
This is not recommended to those who do not wish to pass away.
Did you hear about the guy who died recently?
Yeah, I heard he committed the Brooklyn subway manouver.
Really? At least his passing was graceful.
Yeah, I heard he committed the Brooklyn subway manouver.
Really? At least his passing was graceful.
by Canadian newcomer October 25, 2017
Get the Brooklyn Subway manouvermug. "That newyork subway, Jessica gave me, made me blow a load. Mostly in the toilet though" -Eww I know its gross
by DamnBitchIzFine May 21, 2006
Get the newyork subwaymug. there is a man and a women who are laying on top of each other and as they are having sex before the man is about to cum he removes his penis and cums on two pieces of bread which makes the bread look like it has mayonnaise. They he takes vegetables and adds it on the bread then puts the bread above and below them creating a sandwich
by Gerchigga eltingville June 27, 2017
Get the A subway sandwich with mayonnaisemug. by funkypeepz June 1, 2011
Get the subway sleeping bagmug. The coolest guy in the world, likes subway, and knows EVERYTHING... pwns at CoD5 and every video game on the EARTH!!
by poppinjerad December 16, 2008
Get the Subway Guymug. When you smell like baked bread (Italian-herbs-cheese) from being inside a Subway restaurant. The stench that is captured on your hair, clothes, body, & leaves the building and shadows you the entire day for others to smell.
1. "I wore a suit and tie to my interview and stopped to get a $5 footlong along the way. When I showed up, all the people in the waiting room got third-hand Subway and refused to make eye-contact".
2. "The lady next in line smelled like spicy porridge and third-hand Subway".
1. "I wore a suit and tie to my interview and stopped to get a $5 footlong along the way. When I showed up, all the people in the waiting room got third-hand Subway and refused to make eye-contact".
2. "The lady next in line smelled like spicy porridge and third-hand Subway".
1. "I wore a suit and tie to my interview and stopped to get a $5 foot long along the way. When I showed up, all the people in the waiting room got third-hand Subway and refused to make eye-contact".
2. "The lady next in line smelled like spicy porridge and third-hand Subway".
2. "The lady next in line smelled like spicy porridge and third-hand Subway".
by Jjfreestyle February 14, 2015
Get the Third-hand Subwaymug. When you are sitting between 2 people on the subway or bus and you cannot move your arms, like you are in a straight jacket.
Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.
Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.
The train was packed this morning! 2 people sat beside me so I got stuck in such a subway straight jacket!
by rebmacandcheese January 17, 2013
Get the Subway Straight Jacketmug.