Dad

Wow. You actually did it. You felt that you could have the audacity to actually look this word up. You know what it means. Now go to your room. I’m so disappointed.

Dad is your father

by Savagedoge69 November 20, 2017

Dad

G O N E

Son: mom how do you spell dad
Mom: G O N E

by x_pyro March 21, 2017

Dad

A bitch that sits on his ass all day playing poker well making you his slave

dad: go get me a drink
me: you are like 3 steps away from the water bottle
dad: don't get an attitude with me

me" what?

by I don't make sense at all February 2, 2022

Dad

Your dad is someone you need very much. Your dad is laid back. Your dad will do anything for you. Take a bullet for you. If you have a dad, or will get a dad, never let him out of your life.

My dad makes me a girly peep cake every birthday I have.

It's so sweet of him.

by Daddy's Girl :)) June 7, 2017

Dad

A mythical creature that disappeared 15 years ago. Only appears during the steamy scenes of movies. When summoned, says, "Hey watchya watching?"
Makes jokes like, "Hey hungry I'm dad."

"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi hungry, I'm dad!"

by bee.the.glorious.weedsnack November 12, 2018

Dad

The reason why you were born

Man if it weren't for my dad being horny with my mom i would have never been born

by Sir Robin the not so brave August 27, 2013

Dad

Another word for daddy

Hey dad... want some "sugar"

by Mad.penis February 22, 2017