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Nike Shady

this guy has a psn named nike shady, he is always trying to grind for dark matter in cod, or he is trying to buy as many vapes as he can, or he is asking people for juice. he is trash at 2048 but will carry you in zombies. he does not study but still gets good grades. he goes through 10 girls in one week and he wears glasses
by mr.caughlin6969 January 22, 2019
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Nike

Crappy overpriced American consumer Sportswear. They are of poor quality and look crappy in design. Nike’s aren’t good st all, they are really ugly.

Retarded when compared to Adidas, Puma, Calvin Klein etc.
One average bland Nike tshirt costs $55 bucks compared to three Old Navy tshirts that are nearly half the price.
by Shadow Spectre May 10, 2024
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Nike Moment

When you act entirely on impulse (probably followed by few thoughts)
Dude, i couldn't help myself! i asked her out, it was a total nike moment
by mcviibe January 11, 2009
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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
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black nike hat

A female owning or proudly wearing her Black Nike Hat tends to posses elite knob gobbling abilities far beyond those without such a cap.
“She look like the type a girl to wear a black Nike hat.”
You know that black Nike hat a badge of honor for that exceptional neck.”
by Yung Cabbage April 22, 2022
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Nike

A company that sells undurable shit.
"Just do it" more like "just ruin it"
It won't be that hard just wear it once.
Dave: i like my new nikes but they fell apart after wearing them once
DaQuan: bruh "just ruin it"
by Brutallyhonestdefinitions December 22, 2016
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Nike

Nike is the coolest girl on the planet. She will always show up and make you smile. Her beauty makes your heart melt and she is super LOYAL.

She has the cutest laugh.
Nike is a badass.
by Fearless32296 November 23, 2021
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