Nike

Crappy overpriced American consumer Sportswear. They are of poor quality and look crappy in design. Nike’s aren’t good st all, they are really ugly.

Retarded when compared to Adidas, Puma, Calvin Klein etc.

One average bland Nike tshirt costs $55 bucks compared to three Old Navy tshirts that are nearly half the price.

by Shadow Spectre May 10, 2024

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When you are the child of a black and a Jew. (Nigger=kike= Nike)

Noah from the Sopranos is a Nike. It was funny when Tony called that Nike a charcoal brickette.

by OrlandoFrenandez November 19, 2022

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National Nike Tech Day

National Nike Tech Day is a day where you wear your Nike Tech. On this day you can take W flicks with others in your techs. You can also flex on people who don’t have a tech. National Nike Tech Day is March 14.
National Nike Tech Day is on a tuesday for tech tuesday. Make sure you wear a tech on this day.

Person 1: Yo, you know what’s on March 14?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: National Nike Tech Day!
Person: Oh really! I’ll make sure to wear my tech!

by supervisor.handyman March 10, 2023

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nike ticks

nike ticks, the logo of the nike brand

means you're dripped up to the feet g

That mf got drip!, he has nike ticks!

by 24kivar January 21, 2023

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if this is your name your a shoe YOUR A CHECK MARK its seems like a shoe brand ITS A CHECK MARK but you will be cool and nike a cool nickname

Alex: WOAH whos the new kid?
Jake: oh its nike
Alex: WOW nice nickname and fire shoes
Jake: thats his name
Alex: lucky
Jake: Huh? his name is a shoe brand?!
Alex: i wish my name was a shoe brand
Jake: why?
Alex: youll see
Jake: im confused

by Stardust playz May 26, 2021

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